i was gonna answer those meme things in my askbox today but all i’ve done so far is buy underwear and look at dogs on petinder and think up headcanons completely unrelated to anything anyone asked me about and now i’m fixing the toilet

so

that’s a thing that’s not gonna happen today apparently

sorry

Sep. 1st  ·  1 note

notyourparadigm:

Yeah. With one out and bases loaded, the first base runner should be there. If they check-throw it would only benefit us. But even knowing that, it’s scary to get out there! — Momoe

http://notyourparadigm.tumblr.com/post/95031549014/yeah-with-one-out-and-bases-loaded-the-first
Sep. 1st  ·  184 notes   ·  via  ·  source
Sep. 1st  ·  3 notes

Fic Meme - Texts from last night

ficmemes:

1. Give me a pairing
2. Give me a text from last night
3. I’ll write you a drabble or ficlet based on the scenario.

http://ficmemes.tumblr.com/post/62659486062/fic-meme-texts-from-last-night
Sep. 1st  ·  1,463 notes   ·  via  ·  source
Boom Clap
the fault in our stars soundtrack
Charli XCX

BOOM CLAP | charlie xcx

http://victoriadonelda.tumblr.com/post/88057347938/boom-clap-charlie-xcx
Sep. 1st  ·  4,195 notes   ·  via  ·  source

okay i’m going to bed now i’ll do whatever other ficlets tomorrow so send them in

Sep. 1st  ·  0 notes
Be gentle with yourself. You’re doing the best you can.

-- Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

http://onlinecounsellingcollege.tumblr.com/post/90619173552/be-gentle-with-yourself-youre-doing-the-best-you
Sep. 1st  ·  34,182 notes   ·  via  ·  source

daichis-askbox:

It wasn’t really a big deal to me but…

http://daichis-askbox.tumblr.com/post/96332166438/it-wasnt-really-a-big-deal-to-me-but
Sep. 1st  ·  974 notes   ·  via  ·  source
internetqueers: "(864): just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know." kuroo/bokuto, because obviously

i’m so stressed out by this i have literally never written bokuto how could you do this to me

(864): just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.

"I thought you said we were going on a classy date?" Kuroo asks, tugging on his tie to loosen it. If he’d known that Bokuto’s so-called classy date would be a long drive to the top of a rocky hill, he probably would have chosen something more comfortable to wear.

"It is classy," Bokuto insists. "There’s wine." He gives the beverage in his hand a shake as reminder.

"That you brought in a giant thermos." Kuroo kicks a rock, sending it skittering away. "Nice view, though."

"Isn’t it?" Bokuto preens. "Romantic and stuff, right?" He unscrews the thermos, takes a swig, and then passes it to Kuroo.

He takes a sip, and almost spits it out when the familiar taste of cheap wine that hits his tongue is mixed with something else.

"The fuck is this?"

"I put Gatorade in it." Bokuto takes the container back and takes another drink.

"Why?"

“‘Cause electrolytes, you know,” Bokuto said, wagging his eyebrows.

"Oho~" Kuroo laughs, leaning in to kiss Bokuto. "Let’s get back in the car, then. Wouldn’t want all those extra electrolytes to go to waste."

The city spreads out below them, all twinkling lights and bright-eyed building shining in the night. But the only thing the two of them notice is each others gasps and moan and then the heart-stopping knock of the police officer investigating their parked car.

Sep. 1st  ·  10 notes

Fic Meme - Texts from last night

ficmemes:

1. Give me a pairing
2. Give me a text from last night
3. I’ll write you a drabble or ficlet based on the scenario.

http://ficmemes.tumblr.com/post/62659486062/fic-meme-texts-from-last-night
Sep. 1st  ·  1,463 notes   ·  via  ·  source

miaman:

im LAME

http://miaman.tumblr.com/post/75019384258/im-lame
Sep. 1st  ·  142,753 notes   ·  via  ·  source

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

http://evangelala.tumblr.com/post/71384369590/internet-friends-are-kinda-like-illegally
Sep. 1st  ·  216,104 notes   ·  via  ·  source
internetqueers: yakulev or sakaeguchi/suyama

why you do this to me tho

like we all know yakulev is like My Ship that i have so much about

but suyasaka is like THE IDEAL okay like that is the sort of relationship i want

ultimately like i guess i’m gonna have to say suyasaka bc like wow just wow fucking hand holding and no angst and just cute happy domestic shit okay

Aug. 31st  ·  1 note
http://serfborts.tumblr.com/post/79112173271
Aug. 31st  ·  464,939 notes   ·  via  ·  source