Hey how about instead of telling lower income people to be “conscious consumers” we pay everyone a living wage, especially the garment workers producing those clothes
Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could realize.
"After all this time?”
"Always," said Snape.
"Severus, it’s been years. Get a girlfriend. Please."
based on this post
One day after practice Lev is so tired and worn-out he just collapses on a bench in the locker room and falls asleep instantly. Yaku walks in there to find him like that, this giant first year sprawled on a bench - he actually needs to fight a smile because Lev is drooling and snoring lightly and his legs are partly dangling off the bench because he’s too tall. And he tries to be as quiet as possible while he changes into clean clothes, jumping at every movement or sound Lev makes. he even mumbles but probably not in Japanese? maybe Lev’s subconscious knows Russian. Yaku mentally slaps himself after having such a silly thought, and he blames Lev. after a couple of minutes the rest of the team walks in as well and Yaku immediately turns around and shuts them up with a killer glance. Like, wake him up and i’ll have you for breakfast. They stay like that for a while, looking at Lev sleeping, Yaku just sitting in front of him, wondering when he should wake him up to avoid a huge amount of drama. Also, Lev takes ages to wake up, probably because he’s tall and his ridiculous limbs need time to receive the I’M AWAKE RISE AND SHINE signal. Yaku can’t carry him obviously.
Then imagine Yaku finding Lev sleeping near the fridge and being so so dumbfounded because “how the hell did he end up here”. And he starts panicking. Oh shit what if he fell and hit his head. Omg he’s passed out. Does passed out people look so peaceful while they’re passed out or is it just Lev who would sleep like that even at a rave party. So he just calls his name, shakes him lightly and Lev mumbles something - half Japanese half maybe Russian - and he looks fine. like a stunned baby but fine. He doesn’t seem confused or upset about laying on the floor in front of the fridge so Yaku just asks him what the hell is he doing there and Lev tells him he wanted to eat something but the fridge was basically empty so he stood there for like 10 minutes trying to think about what he could do with butter and half a lemon and then he got so tired that he just fell asleep there, in his half-starved state it seemed like a good idea. Yaku kicks him and then he shoves a pizza box in his lap, his favourite, and Lev kisses him. “EAT, IT’LL GET COLD AND YOU DON’T LIKE IT”
Yes they sleep together sometimes, even though sleeping with Lev can prove to be quite a challenge. If he’s not sprawled on the mattress like the Vitruvian man, then he’s trying to spoon Yaku, who promptly elbows him in the chest. Yaku doesn’t like spooning very much but he likes tangling his legs with Lev’s for some reason. He doesn’t dwell on this he just goes with it, because really, he’s got a team to look after and it’s tough even without thinking about Lev’s legs all day. Their legs can tangle amazingly. Kuroo catches them sleeping together one time and he’s amazed at how perfectly their legs fit together in that tangle. Sometimes Yaku sleeps facing Lev and his forehead ends up touching Lev’s chest or the crook of his neck. Must be said, Lev tends to slide down the mattress, so it happens that their legs disentangle and Yaku accidentally kicks Lev’s crotch - or strokes it when Lev’s lucky - and wakes him up. Or Lev just falls out of the bed, just not like normal people.
ok ok so
One day they’re watching tv, Yaku is sitting cross legged on the couch and he’s slowly nodding off. He tries to resist but he’s so tired and that program’s so boring he just can’t stay awake, so he’s drifting off and without realizing he falls, body stretched out on the couch. And Lev looks at him and he’s like “oh no he could have fell on my shoulder” and he’s so sad about this he actually curses against gravity and how it’s working against him. but Yaku looks so peaceful and tired that he just can’t be mad for long - at gravity, not Yaku - so he takes a blanket and covers him. And then he falls asleep, sitting, next to him, with his head thrown back on the couch’s cushions. It’s the first time they sleep together and it’s kind of cute because Yaku’s feet are against lev’s thigh and sometimes during the night they end up on lev’s lap and it’s all adorable.
JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO
I’ve watched this at least 200 times
please delete this
HOUSTON More than 15 Asian women in Houston and Fort Bend County have been attacked after leaving work, investigators said Monday.The person used a crow bar to smash her passenger side window in. A neighbor watched, not knowing what happened.All you hear is boom boom and then you hear a shatter, said Tristina Wilson, a neighbor.The victim tried to defend herself. Minutes later, she ran across the street for help.In June, we showed you video of crooks using stolen credit cards at a gas station. Now, officers believe the same group of men is going around targeting Asian women.The victim’s family says investigators aren’t doing enough. They re afraid someone might end up dying if the robbers don’t get caught. They’ve used six different cars in the crimes, including a blue Dodge sedan.According to the Fort Bend County Sheriff s Office, most of the crimes involve women who were followed home from along Bellaire Boulevard on the west side of town.Police do not have detailed suspect descriptions.Information which leads to the apprehension and filing of charges could earn a reward of up to $5,000. Anyone with information is asked to call Fort Bend County Crime Stoppers at 281-342-TIPS (8477)."They target them because they’re helpless and defenseless and they know they won’t do anything. You know, they…don’t have a voice and they know that. They’re cowards…to pick on women."
Heads up, Houston!
wait a minute!!!
the “disguise” that the aliens in Space Jam wear to the NBA game when stealing talent
is totally a fucking 4th doctor cosplay
aliens dRESSED LIKE ALIENS
Well, it worked - this is the first time I’ve seen this mentioned in the years and years I’ve been on Tumblr :)
I. CANNOT. BELIEVE. I NEVER NOTICED THIS. CANNOT. STOP.
Hahahaha. I’m not surprised I never noticed this — I wasn’t a Whovian back in the day.
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.